Just Like The Simple Pleasures of a Monkey Knife Fight

After last night’s loss to Duke the amateur coaching ranks have grown yet again. Both sides of the spectrum are vying to see who can out moronic the other side. I use to get upset about this, but now I just lean back and enjoy one of life’s more simple pleasures, the retard fight.

This is everyone’s fault, but mine.
Be careful! He has a list!
Is that applesauce I smell?
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