Countdown to GameDay: Re-motivating the ACC
As part of my new found committment to killing time at work, I bring you an updated football'esque version of the same concept.
Now with 100% more swearing.
I gotta tell ya . . . I celebrate the guy's entire catalog.
The secret ingredient is heroin.
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He will either beat your face in or get you a hellaish return on your income taxes.
Pick your fate!
In fact it’s good to see this kind of fire out of the team again and I feel like we should add some more Mad Max’esque features to our practices. Thus in my first post back as a newly dedicated blogger WTGW decrees that the following shall all take place immediately:
1. Phillip Wheeler in fitting in with his new title of the Paul Bunyan of middle linebackers shall hence forth practice and play dressed as The Humongous.
2. As part of our strength and conditioning programs, you Miss a Meal you Face the Wheel.
3. Pint-sized powerhouse and new OC John Bond will roam the sidelines on Chan Gailey’s shoulders speaking in broken English
Who runs offense now?
4. All practices fights will now involve Thunderdome.
2007 Georgia Tech Football it’s FANNN-tastic!